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davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

or my pens

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veganpoopxvx:

Same

veganpoopxvx:

Same

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"You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you."

Stephen King, “Joyland”  (via revoult)

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stability:

excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

(Source: stability, via silentgtugba)

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Last night was a drag...

mzacchio:

The fact that I delayed going out Friday night so that I could continue watching a hockey game only solidified my notion that it was going to be an interesting night. Then again, it was Friday the 13th, so that should’ve tipped me off that something was going to happen, anyway.

After the first…

That’s my boy! Having an awesome night and then teaching the world a lesson on how to treat people…no wonder we’re friends. I love this kid, he’s such a good guy, n his views of other people is just so accepting and open.

Here’s to more crazy nights out!

Awesome night out last night! Unexpected, unplanned, and so much fun! @ashleyelizab @mzacchio #whereskris #dragqueens #whiteplains #nomorefridaynights #ridethebull #dottywantedmike #kevinwantedmiketoo #gaycompliments

Awesome night out last night! Unexpected, unplanned, and so much fun! @ashleyelizab @mzacchio #whereskris #dragqueens #whiteplains #nomorefridaynights #ridethebull #dottywantedmike #kevinwantedmiketoo #gaycompliments

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via notasupersaiyan-yet)

10bullets:

Lighthouse, Waves & Sunset (by ETCphoto)

10bullets:

Lighthouse, Waves & Sunset (by ETCphoto)

(via orionfalls)

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I know the camera made it blurry, but I love it when a selfie comes out unexpectedly good!

I know the camera made it blurry, but I love it when a selfie comes out unexpectedly good!

clarknokent:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.

More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

Great message

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notmysecret:

this is really accurate tho..

notmysecret:

this is really accurate tho..

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life-is-knocking:

paintingwithink:

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taint3ed:

sad-rad-and-fab:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

fave fave fave

I want to be kissed like this some day

I am taking notes

Why do I never get to be part of these studies

I hope they are together

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"1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
3. Do not cheat.
4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
7. Just be a decent fucking person."

another rant no one will learn from (via hidden-disaster)

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